So I've had my new hair for three days and it looks better now that it's a little more curly.
I still like it, but it has one distinct pregnancy drawback. Prepare for Too Much Information: It does not independently get out of the way while vomiting. With really long hair, it's always either pulled back or is long enough to dangle outside the toilet bowl, safely out of the way.
On the other hand, it's easy to rinse out in the sink.