There are a lot of things I've said in the past year that have surprised me. Plus a lot of rules I've made that make me laugh. Here's a sampling:
Do NOT lick the wall.
Do not throw toys, except balls, and then never at people's heads.
Don't TOUCH ANYTHING! (Usually this is because he's running free with something gooey all over his hands.)
Do not wipe your nose on the couch.
Please get your lettuce out of your chocolate milk.
Do not step on your toys.
Do not let Elmo swim in the toilet.
Wearing your sandals with the picture of Pooh does not hurt Pooh. See, he's even smiling!
Souvenir Shopping, Kid Style
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