Alright, alright. Here are some easily pronounceable, yet fake, baby names so we can refer to my little lentil more easily. Tomorrow, it will be a grape, by the way. And the grape is doing great, despite any traumatic activity involving air-bags. This is the safest my baby will ever be.
OK, so for a girl, let's call her Ivy Pearl
For a boy, let's call him Murphy or Marty.